This whole trying to be badass in the states isnt really working out too well is it? Dont you realize you have to be from some European country with connections to Nazi's and...people like Aquino who worship them to be able to get away with ritual rape and other scumbaggery?
If you havent noticed no one burns churches here in high numbers (though I wouldnt cry if they did), we dont tolerate radical Muslims raping little blonde girls to help Allah take over the world and punish infidel cultures, in fact Muslims are typically ill behaved in places like Britain and here-they are just scared shitless. There are pros and cons to living in a police state. And they dont like guys like you.
Now if you were CIA, a rich executive, military or homeland-you'd be embraced and probably quietly gotten off the hook.
Welcome to the 21st century.
Move to Utah next time you want to do something like this. Romney is so incredibly evil that he's having Hayden tag along. Seeing as Hayden is buds with Aquino (and even resembles him) when he gets elected you should be able to get away with all kinds of fun things!! Women's rights will go right down the shitter, so this may become as great a playground for types like this as EU ever was.